by mdroth on Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:22 pm
Doug,
Your post was priceless..completely hysterical. You guys are always good for a laugh. CW - wow - but really you've clearly spent way too much time in Ohio. Playing with very dangerous toys.
But if we take a quick (bourbon-induced, obviously) glance here, we can see some clear patterns forming; we've got Lars & Michael with extended sentences in Texas, and Doug who thinks Cleveland is the big city. And after Abiliene Christian, even Kentucky sounds great. Look at all the engineering & computer expertise here; (you would think among you that you could figure out a way to tell blue-fricking paper from white!) all those finance guys in NY & DC can barely figure out a way to even order a cup of coffee, much less make one. Not 100% sure what Michael does in the almost sovereign country of Texas, but it certainly involves significant contact with postal employees, and we all know what's in their water. And Lars, what makes you think that the highest possible score is 160??
So Doug, you're certainly in good company. Can we officially call you a rocket scientist? You must be a whiz with programming the vcr. And rest assured, you're making much more than those "slackers" - you just haven't accounted for the fact that you take large chunks of your money & keep buying stamps...